Babes and Skanks of SS/PS

[darrin_burnett]

No: HPFGUIDX 65983

Since the Babes and Skanks lists are so much fun for me (and ladies, 
stay tuned for the Hunks and Dorks list) I decided, in the spirit of 
the I Love the 80s Show, to do one for every book.

So, I give you the Babes and Skanks of Philosopher's Stone/Sorcerer's 
Stone. It's a real boy-heavy book, so the list is short.

The list is not meant to be in order, and, as you can see, all ages 
are welcome.

Babes:

* Lily Evans Potter. Flashback Babe.

* Hermione Granger. Logical Babe.

* Minerva McGonagall. Broomstick-Buying Babe.

* Madame Hooch. Sporty Spice Babe.


Skanks:

* Aunt Petunia. Auntie Dearest Skank.

* Mrs. Figg. Crazy Cat Lady Skank.

* Aunt Marge. She's on Page 22 (UK) and Therefore is in the Book 
Skank.

* Neville's Gran. Sheesh, Lay Off the Boy, Will You? Skank


Those are the babes and skanks of PS/SS and I ought to know.

Darrin
- No, I'm not going to get tired of this, so don't ask.