Take a Bath (filk)

[Haggridd <jkusalavagemd@yahoo.com>]

No: HPFGUIDX 53140

This filk is a parody of "Lost and Found, from the Larry Gelbart 
musical "City of Angels".

You can hear the original music at this link:
http://www.broadwaymidi.com/shows/city_of_angels.html
 
                  Take a Bath

Scene:  Harry Potter, Hogwarts Champion for the Tri-Wizard 
Tournament, is in the Prefects' Lavatory with the Golden Egg in hand, 
but no idea what to do with it.  Moaning Myrtle, who haunts the 
plumbing at Hogwarts-- and fancies Harry-- offers some advice.  


  
Moaning Myrtle:

Dear Harry Potter, you've a puzzle to solve;
But that can wait until the bubbles dissolve.

Take a bath; take a bath.
Though he's a prig, Harry,
Listen to Diggory.
You gotta take a bath.
              
Well then, here are you, in the loo.

You are the Champion of Hogwarts School.
You have to do the Second Task
I beg you, Harry, slip into the pool.
Yes, all you had to do was ask!

Colored foam; steamy room;
Bouquet of sweet perfume.
You musn't be averse.
The Egg you must immerse.

And I can bathe with you!

We can soak; we can do the breaststroke.
Time will hurtle by with Moaning Myrtle
While we take that bath.


Haggridd