Ron is Dumbledore? Was: "bone of the father"

[piskmiffo <piskmiffo@hotmail.com>]

No: HPFGUIDX 53151

errolowl:
>Dumbledore will
> have to make sure that whoever goes back is not noticed as being 
out 
> of place – that person *should not be seen* as Hermione keeps
> telling us unless that person has already been seen and mistaken 
for 
> someone else (Harry seeing himself). Once Dumbledore hears that 
Frank 
> mentioned an unknown dark boy, he'll know its ok to send Harry
> – because paradoxically, it means Harry has already been there.
> Then again, maybe he needs this time for something else, `cause 
> Dumbledore already appears to know all ... he did know what should 
> happen to help Sirius escape
even before he had sent H/H back
in 
> time. (When he kept McNair busy in Hagrid's hut giving H/H the
> time to get Buckbeak to safety, he knew 3 hours before the events 
> unfolded didn't he?)
> 
> This brings us back to the discussion on the nature of time
> travel...Did DD think up this scheme at the moment of the
> "gleam" or had he set this up beforehand, Magic Dishwasher
> style? If he just thought it up, how come it had already happened? 
> (the stranger had been noticed already). If he set it up long ago,
> there's a whole lot more to be puzzled through – and it
> should be 
> right up the alley for those MD service people.

Me:

I have a very farfetched theory about this.
It's really so farfetched that I can't really believe it myself, but 
it is a possibility, I guess.
What if Dumbledore is the future Ron?

Let's say that Voldemort is about to kill Harry and noone knows where 
they are, except for Ron, who is with them.
Ron, desperate to save Harry, tries going back in time to do just 
this, but accidently goes too far back.
About 130 years too far.

When he realizes where (well, when) he is, who would he first try to 
find? Marty in BTTF tries to find the doc. Well, the doc in this 
case, is Dumbledore.
But he can't find Dumbledore. Dumbledore is a tall, redhaired (well, 
auburn in CoS) ~17-year old. Ron is a tall, redhaired 17-year old.
Ron already knows everything that has happened, and he knows that the 
only way to save Harry is to wait 130 years, since he can't, for some 
reason, go back to the future.

That's when it hits him. Why did Dumbledore always seem to know 
everything beforehand? Because HE was with Harry when it happened, 
and the things he didn't see for himself, Harry told him. 
Ron is Dumbledore.

Though, Dumbledore!Ron would never have gone to Hogwarts, would he? 
He needs help to set this up. Who was Dumbledore's partner? Nicolas 
Flamel. Still very much alive.
He finds him, explains certain pieces to him, and lives the rest of 
his life as Dumbledore.

When Harry attends Hogwarts, Ron!Dumbledore DOES know everything, and 
when Voldemort is about to finish Harry off, he storms in and saves 
him.
Or, if he's dead, he's told someone of the old crowd to save him.
Ron!Dumbledore tells him everything. The End.

"piskmiffo"