(FLIK) Second Hand Ron

[Gail Bohacek]

No: HPFGUIDX 53607


Second Hand Ron


(A FILK by Gail Bohacek to the tune of _Second Hand Rose_ from the musical 
_Funny Girl_)

Dedicated to CMC...when I started this filk, I somehow thought it was 
Sondheim, but it's not.  Shoot!  Oh, well...


Listen to a Midi here:
http://www.rienzihills.com/SING/secondhandrose.htm


Ron:

My family is a large one, an awful lot of us
When we go out shopping, it's always quite a fuss
Have to buy our stuff down at the old junk store
Anything that is new we simply can't afford
It's no wonder that I feel so blue
I do not own a thing that ain't been used


I'm reading second hand books
I have a second hand wand
That's why they call me
Second hand Ron
Everything I own is simply rubbish
I hate that our family's so impoverished
Second hand broom
Stay in a second hand room
I never get a single thing that's new
Even my rat Scabbers, he's the pet that I've got
He once belonged to Percy, and he dosen't do squat!
It's really not very fun being just
Second hand Ron
Playin' second fiddle!
Playin' second fiddle!

(Repeat one more time)



-Gail B.

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