La Cucaracha (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 53839

Here's the promised Lupin-cockroach filk

La Cucaracha 

To the Mexican folk tune of the same name 

Hear a MIDI at:

http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/cesaretto/Hispanica/Hispanica.htm

Dedicated to Clio, and inspired by her thread Ridiculing the Moon 
#53784

THE SCENE: The staff room. LUPIN dispenses of a boggart

LUPIN:
After entering the staff room
I went to open up the wardrobe
Hovering within its half gloom
I then saw a silvery globe

BOGGART (in the form of a full moon)
Hey there muchacho, ya feeling macho?
I'll portray your greatest fear
And hey you werewolf I'm gonna scare wolf
Transforming to lunar spheres

LUPIN
Teaching defense against Dark Arts
I fight those who would untool us
I know how to handle boggarts
All you say is "Riddikulus"

BOGGART
You're in a spot-cha, 'cause now I gotcha

LUPIN
I'll just cast my spell on it

(The BOGGART is transformed into a cockroach)

BOGGART
La cucaracha, I'm cucaracha
Remus, please don't get the Flit

Thought I'd change into Pandora
Calypso or even Titan
Turn you to a fiendish horror
You'd be all the people bitin'

LUPIN
La cucaracha, you cucaracha
You're ridiculous all right
You're in a botch, ya, I now will scotch ya
With some handy kitchen light!

(With LUPIN'S Kitchen Lumos spell, the Boggart explodes)

    - CMC

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NOTE: Pandora, Calypso & Titan are three of Saturn's 18 or so moons