We’ve Seen Candles (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 54420

OK, this filk is going to seem pathetic after Haggridd's brilliant 
Transfiguration but nevertheless Book Five's cover must still be 
celebrated

We've Seen Candles

To the tune of Sixteen Candles by the Crests

Hear this song at:

http://www.buffnet.net/~ambrosia/page2.htm

Dedicated to all those who contributed to the thread on HP4GU 
regarding Book Five's cover. 

http://www.the-leaky-
cauldron.org/images/2003/03/HarryPotterPhoenixAmerican.jpg 

THE SCENE: An HP fan confronts the mystery of Book Five's Cover.

Harry's stairway, scary stairway, maybe
I'm puzzled so

We've seen candles
Round a winding stair
But what's up there?
Our boy best beware!

Let's get a handle
Why's the light so blue?
What's through those doorways?
What's Rowling up to?

Now Harry's fifteen
Is this a crucial scene?
It's the grooviest, the Grandpré-fest fans
Can't wait to see

Cryptic Candles
So mysterious
Could our hero now prove
Ambidextri-ous?

Now Harry's fifteen
Is this some awful dream?
The red herring-est, daring-est spoil-
-Er of her theme

Umpteen candles
Is Harry a ghost?
No Book Six or Seven
If he overdosed

For we want to know...

    -	CMC

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