FILK: Suck Up to Voldie

[pippin_999]

No: HPFGUIDX 54530

Suck Up to Voldie
A filk by Pippin
To the tune of Cole Porter's 'Brush Up Your Shakespeare'
>From "Kiss Me, Kate"
Hear the original: 
http://www.broadwaymidi.com/down/KissMeKate-BrushUpYourS
hakespeare.mid

The scene: At the Graveyard, Voldemort chastens his followers


Voldemort:
My friends, as if it were yesterday
At my call you stand here today
United under my Mark again
We are as one and yet I complain
I sense  an odour of treachery
A stench as  of guilt and disloyalty
You left me to cope with my fate  alone
When all that I needed was blood flesh and bone 
Do you think I'll cut you slack 
When you all forgot your Master ?
There's one way now I'm back
That you'll avert a disaster.

Suck up to Voldie
Start grovelling now
Suck up to Voldie
Let me see you scrape and bow

Lucius:
	My lord your return is miraculous
	We all crave to know how you came back to us
Voldemort:
	Lucius you were out torturing Muggles
	When you should have been aiding my struggles
	Your energies do you no credit
	When my Dark Mark ascended you fled it.
	Suck up to Voldie
	You must all kowtow

Lucius:
	Suck up to Voldie
	Start grovelling now
	Suck up to Voldie 
	And your loyalty avow

Voldemort:
 For thirteen years I was rejected
 You Death Eaters left me  neglected
	You'll be getting a Curse or a Crucio
 If you offer to me an excuse-io
 And you, Crabbe and Goyle,  must do better
 And obey my commands to the letter 
	Suck up to Voldie
	And you might live now

All:
	Suck up to Voldie
	Start grovelling now
	Suck up to Voldie
	Or we'll be snake chow

Voldemort:	
	You've enjoyed your life free of the viper
	Now it's time to be paying the piper
	For claiming you weren't an oppressor 
	And supporting that twinkly Professor 
	I consider it perfectly heinous
	So it's either bow down or Uranus
	Suck up to Voldie
	Like you all know how

All:
 Suck up to Voldie
 Start grovelling now
 Suck up to Voldie
 Or we'll all say "Ow!"