(FILK) Another Temper Tantrum
Gail Bohacek
gandharvika at hotmail.com
Sun Mar 30 21:29:57 UTC 2003
No: HPFGUIDX 54570
Can't remember the last time I heard a filk 'bout dear ol' Dudley...
Another Temper Tantrum
(A FILK by Gail Bohacek to the tune of _19th Nervous Breakdown_ by the
Rolling Stones)
Midi is here:
http://www.angelfire.com/md/mipaha/stones.html
Dedicated to Pippin.
Harry:
Cousin Dudley
Is quite a scene
Looks like a pig with hair
Gets everything new, he has two rooms
While I live under the stairs
He gets what he wants then he taunts me just to rub it in
And if he can't he starts to rant
Kicks his father in the shins
Uh-oh, look out
Watch him now
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes
Here comes another temper tantrum
When he was a child
He acted wild
But was never disciplined
His birthday morning
He wanted more things
Than what was given him
His mother, my Aunt Petunia, always breaks down to his will
And Uncle Vernon's fortunes are made in making heavy drills
Uh-oh look out
Watch him now
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes
Here comes another temper tantrum
His parents are to blame
They made him that way
This family's so dysfunctional
Making my life a living hell
Oh, please
When we went to school
He was so cruel
Really a little sh*t
Dudley and his gang
Would do their thing
I was always the target
Would beat me up
And I would run to try to get away
But his parents would encourage him in his sadistic play
Uh-oh look out
Watch him now
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes
Here comes another temper tantrum
It's a damn shame
This kid can't be tamed
His parents think he's their darling boy
But to me he does much more than annoy
Oh, please
Dudley's dad and mum
Say they love their son
But they've never cared for me
Treated just like dirt
And it really hurts
To have them act so mean
Dudley would manipulate them by throwing a big row
I think it's so frustrating, wish I could leave this family now
Uh-oh look out
Watch him now
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes
Here comes another temper tantrum
-Gail B ... 5
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