You Guys *Want* Hagrid To Die? Fine, Then!

[pippin_999]

No: HPFGUIDX 57087

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "serenadust" 
<jmmears at c...> wrote:
>
> Cindy continues:
>   Be that 
> > as it may, I'm willing to get rid of Hagrid if you guys
absolutely 
> > insist. 
> 
>  The problem, though, is the thorny question of the means of 
> > Hagrid's demise.  
> > 
> > So forget *whether* Hagrid will die.  Let's jump right to *how* 
> > Hagrid will die, shall we?  The possibilities:
> 
> <snip Dementor's kiss theory, Giant Squid theory, clean but 
boring  AK, Lethifold, and finally Murdered-by-Mummy/ghost 
Hagrid>
> 
> 
Serenadust:
> No, I want him to go out with the most shocking, most angsty, 
most  horribly Bangy Bang of all .... I want him to die at the hands 
> of ::gasp:: the good guys.<<

That's pretty good, but I've got a better one, IMNSHO. What if 
Hagrid dies at the  firebreathing jaws of  Norbert? Maximum 
Harry angst! If only he hadn't broken the rules to save Norbert, 
Hagrid might still be alive...

Pippin