Azkaboon: Finale (filks)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 84213

The finale of the Azkaboon musical, consisting of three filks – 
dedicated to all those listees who have proved that Hogwarts is in 
Scotland!

Turn Back the Clock (PoA, Chap. 21)

To the tune of Down in MacConnachy Square (this song is not reprised 
in the original, so I take a liberty in doing so here)

Hear a MIDI at:

http://www.hamienet.com/cat228.html

THE SCENE: Pomfrey's infirmary. With the Time-Turner, HARRY & 
HERMIONE have traveled three hours back to rescue Black & Buckbeak

HERMIONE:
I've turned back the clock!
Reversed its tick-tock!
For to help me learn
This Time-Turn
I had earned.
Once more Nine at night!
Keep ye out of sight!
Three hours we've gone back:
We've returned
We're on track
To save both Buckbeak and Black

HARRY:
Now we will make off for Hagrid's hut
Poor Bucky they'd terminate
We'll save him from the stern axeman's cut,
That `griff we will liberate.

HERMIONE:
And then with the hippogriff in tow
We'll go to free Black to boot
Right to the West Tower we will go
So Bucky and Black can scoot

(Segue to HARRY standing on the opposite lakeshore, watching himself 
surrounded by dementors)

HARRY II (watching from across the shore):
Dementors attacked!
Something drove them back
I think that it had 
To have been 
Dear old dad

Hey, where are ye, dad?
Come and save your lad!
Dad, your son restore!

HARRY I (facing the dementors)
Oh comfort there is none
I cannot run!
Oh come and rescue James' son!
Oh help me people,
Help me, I implore!

HARRY I & II
Come again
Declare war
On those fiendish dementors

HARRY II
Suddenly this thought I got 
It was not daddy

HARRY I
I'm trapped in here!

HARRY
Suddenly I plainly see
It was me, Harry!

EXPECTO P!

HARRY & PRONGS:
EXPECTO P!

Dementors, flee!
Out the door!

HARRY
It was I myself that I was spyin'
A time-travel paradox
And all because Hermy turned the time
I cleaned those dementors' clocks.
In using the spell that Lupin taught
I knew I could not go wrong
A bonnie fair Patron bravely fought
That looks like my father Prongs

(Segue to the West Tower. HARRY & HERMIONE, on Buckbeak's back, 
rescue SIRIUS)

HARRY & HERMIONE (simultaneous with below)
You who are locked inside the tower
Who go by the name of Black
For thanks to a gift of chronic power
Do your disappearing act!
The two of ye must be leavin' soon
For Snapey and Fudge are nigh
The hippo is better than a broom
When what ye must do is fly!

Your soul has been saved!
Our goodbyes we wave!

BLACK: (simultaneous with above)
Come ye with the `griff!
No ands buts or ifs!
I'll not be undone!
Truly you're
James' son.

Tis better than a broom,
Skywards we'll loom!
The hippo's ready now to zoom
Oh farewell Hogwarts

(BLACK soars off on Buckbeak, HARRY & HERMIONE wave their goodbyes)

HARRY & HERMIONE:
Three hours we went back
We time-turned 
With impact
To free both Bucky and Black!  

II. Once Here at Hogwarts (to the tune of Once on This Island – 
reprise)

CHORUS OF DEMENTORS (off camera, singing as if from a great distance)
Once here at Hogwarts, one summer at Hogwarts
To be specific, in Volume Three
Right here at Hogwarts, this summer at Hogwarts
Two wizards set each other free

(On camera, we see DUMBLEDORE, FUDGE, SNAPE enter Flitwick's office. 
FUDGE & SNAPE fly into an astonished rage when they find it empty, as 
DUMBLEDORE observes them wryly)

You saw how it happened,
You saw just how it happened,
How this man and boy became family 



III. Brink of Doom (to the title tune of Brigadoon)

(Cut to HARRY & HERMIONE, on the castle embattlements, gazing 
skywards)

HARRY:
Brink of doom, brink of doom

HERMIONE:
On your precipice we stood

RON: (at Pomfrey's infirmary, looking out the window)
Give us room, give us room

DUMBLEDORE (looking out from Flitwick's office)
To fight evil and strive for good

HAGRID (in front of his cabin, gazing skywards)
May our feet stay firmly grounded

MOONY (deep in the Forbidden Forest, gazing skywards)
As our souls through the sky soar

THE PATRONUS (in the shape of Prongs, gazing skywards)
Brink of doom, brink of doom

WORMTAIL (deep in the Forbidden Forest, gazing skywards)
As I bring you to the brink of war 

(The camera pans skyward until we see Sirius and Buckbeak flying 
before the full moon then disappearing into a cloud with the final 
crescendo.)

   -	CMC

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