(FILK) Harry Stolde The Show

Gail Bohacek FilkMavenGB at hotmail.com
Thu Oct 2 11:17:56 UTC 2003


No: HPFGUIDX 82077

Harry Stoled The Show


(A Filk by Gail Bohacek to the tune of _Ya Never Know_ from the Musical 
_Little Shop Of Horrors_)

Midi should be here: www.hamienet.com/cat370.html
I say "should" because I was playing just a moment ago, but now it won't 
open for me.  Good luck.  It isn't the best, but beggers can't be choosers.

Dedicated to Tracy Hunt...I'm still brainstorming on "Somewhere That's 
Green".



(In front of the curtain stand Ron, Hermione, Angelina, Katie and Alicia who 
watch the sky, listening and reacting to the voice over of Bagman giving a 
running commentary of the First Task.  The sound of a roaring dragon and the 
gasps/cheers of the crowd can also be heard)

Bagman (Voice Over): He's using diversionary tactics on the Horntail now.  
Ooooo...close one there...the tail almost got him.  Watch out for those 
jaws!  Look at that!  Will you look at that!  Our youngest champion is 
quickest to get his Egg!  Well, this is going to shorten the odds on Mr. 
Potter.

Ron (Singing):

I can't believe it, Harry's tied in first place
Lickety-split, right in the dragon's face
Snatched up the Egg from the nest, Harry must feel thrilled

He called his Firebolt by using Accio
It was a great jolt, just watching the whole show
I didn't know that my best friend Harry was so skilled
But what makes it so frightening is that he could've been killed

Whoever put Harry's name
In the Goblet that night
He's the one who's to blame
Who that nasty git is I can not imagine
But I reckon he's trying to do Harry in!

(Enter Harry and Bagman)

Harry (speaking): How'd I do?

Alicia: You was great, flying up there Harry!

Katie: You flew even better than Vicktor Krum!

Angelina: You're now tied in first place, Harry!

Who'd a believed it?

(Singing)

Harry needed his broom
To get past the Horntail - we assumed
He would become impaled -  he was doomed
It was a hopeless scenario
A dragon!  But Presto!
Harry stolde the show with Accio

(Alicia and Katie join in)

It was a great surprise
When his broom appeared then
Mesmerized, everybody cheered when
He grabbed the prize - even former Quidditch star Ludo
Bagman said,

Bagman:

Watch him go!

Angelina, Katie and Alicia:

Harry stolde the show with Accio

Katie (speaking): Hang on Harry, Katie's gonna croon for ya

(singing)

Before, students were swearing
"Potter Stinks" badges they were wearing
'Cause they said Diggory should be the only one
Now the First Task is finished
Their hate for Harry has diminished
'Cause they see that Harry's also a Champion

Angelina, Katie, Alicia:

"Was easy!" Harry claims
Dodging the dragon's dangerous flames

Harry:

I just flew like I was in a game
Swerving back and forth and to and fro

Angelina, Katie, Alicia:

Fantastic!
Harry stolde the show with Accio

Thanks to Hermione
Who helped him with the charm
Harry he escaped bodily harm
Was funny, you should have seen the face on Draco
With a wave of his wand
Cast the spell - swish and flick
Hear us yell, "Terrific!"
Hocus pocus, Harry focused:
His broom came to him like an arrow
And now he's a hero
Harry stolde the show with Accio!



-Gail B...who always wanted to sing the role of one of those Doo-Wop chicks, 
but doesn't have enough soul :(>

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