Nonsensical Note: Re: No Sex, Please, We're British

[Steve]

No: HPFGUIDX 83844

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "jwcpgh" <jwcpgh at y...> wrote:
> --- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "o_caipora" <o_caipora at y...> > 

> ...edited... If a contraceptive potion is not sister to a love potion,
>  it's a least a cousin.
> 
> Laura:
> 
> The thought of magical equivalents of the pill made me wonder whether 
> potions have side effects.  (I'm only being partly whimsical here.)  


bboy_mn (who knows this is utter nonsense but cracks on anyway):

So, if a witch has an intimate fluid encounter with a wizard, and
shortly afterwards inchants the spell 'accio semen', what are the odds
that, with a slightly erroneous vocal inflection, a bunch of sailors
will come busting through the door?

I warned you it was utter nonsense, but you went and read it anyway.

I do have a small point here, and that is contraceptive charms and
potions seem well within reason and well within likelihood to me.
Given the range of spells we have heard of, like spell to make you
nose hairs grow into ringlets (GoF), spells to make leeks sprout out
of your ears, spell in which you are attacked by flying bat snot,
etc...; contraceptive spells seem positively bland by comparison.

Just a randy thought or two.

bboy_mn