Hes My Goyle (filk)
Caius Marcius
coriolan_cmc at hotmail.com
Sat Sep 6 23:21:48 UTC 2003
No: HPFGUIDX 80050
Vincent Crabbe in his first solo!
He's My Goyle
To the tune of Tom Lehrer's She's My Girl
Hear a MIDI at:
http://members.aol.com/quentncree/lehrer/mygirl.htm
Dedicated to Pippin
THE SCENE: Slytherin Commons. Enter VINCENT CRABBE
CRABBE:
Shrakes gotta swim, and ghouls gotta moan,
I gotta have a sidekick all my own.
To Herm or Fred or Ron,
He may be a moron,
But to me, well,
He's my Goyle.
He enters the classroom with a mind quite blurred
And he chortles and he snickers `cause he cannot speak in words.
His Full-Scale IQ
Is almost 22
But he's my Goyle, he's my Goyle, he's my Goyle,
`Cause I'm like him!
The Goyle whose affect's blunted
The Goyle whose brain is stunted
The Goyle who loudly grunted
The Goyle that rat confronted
The Goyle Neville affronted
Is the Goyle that weighs three hundred three.
So when we tag alongside Draco as if we were glued
I know that I'm on the same wavelength as that dude.
And he's got such a knack
For making knuckles crack
So, oh well, can't you tell,
He's my Goyle,
`Cause I'm like him!
- CMC
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