The worst is yet to come/Happy Families

arrowsmithbt arrowsmithbt at btconnect.com
Tue Sep 16 19:04:07 UTC 2003


No: HPFGUIDX 80936

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "melclaros" <melclaros at y...> wrote:
> 
> It's been noted here more than once that many of the DEs mentioned by 
> name have children at HW. It's been suggested that Voldy 
> um...suggested strongly...that his faithful followers...um...go forth 
> an multiply.

> So, VERY young Snape, ever eager to please, does 
> whatever it takes ("potion up a booty call" I believe was mentioned 
> here once--a turn of phrase which I shall never forget) to produce 
> his...ah...contribution.
> BUT ALAS! The witch of his choosing has had the temerity to 
> produce...GASP! A SQUIB! Not suitable at all! 
> Perhaps even material to be done away with. 
>

Kneasy:
Now that is truly evil thinking. I'm proud of you.
Now I shall think long and hard on this, taking care to dose myself
with a sedative and tying my nightshirt firmly to my ankles. Can't  be
too  careful. The excitement might be too much.

The possibilities are gobsmacking! Is Hermione the love child of
Voldy and Bella, hidden in a  dentists surgery until the time is ripe?
Was Trevor used in primitive pregnancy testing? 
Have the Weasleys no restraint? Is this Seamus' mother's dark secret?

I  think we should  be told.
The public has a right to know.







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