The worst is yet to come/Happy Families

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No: HPFGUIDX 80956

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "melclaros" <melclaros at y...> 
wrote:
 <snip>It's been suggested that Voldy 
> um...suggested strongly...that his faithful followers...um...go 
forth 
> and multiply... maybe, just maybe there was some prophecy....
> What if it's just that one's...um...dues...yes we'll just say dues 
> for now...is well, contributing another purebreddarkwizard to the 
> ranks? Hmmm? So, VERY young Snape, ever eager to please, does 
> whatever it takes ("potion up a booty call" I believe was mentioned 
> here once--a turn of phrase which I shall never forget) to produce 
> his...ah...contribution.
<snip>

Laura:

Snape?  Booty call?  Eeewww!  And who would be the unfortunate victim 
of this initiation rite?  Would post-traumatic stress result from 
this liaison?  *shakes head vigorously trying to clear away some very 
unwelcome images...*

Is it just me or does dear Severus seem to provoke more than his 
share of eew's?  The condition of his underthings, the suggestion of 
a ship with him and just about anyone...wow.  <g>