TBAY: MAGIC DISHWASHER (Spying Game...) Party "Crasher"
msbeadsley
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Wed Sep 17 22:59:57 UTC 2003
No: HPFGUIDX 81043
"I didn't land on anybody, did I?" Captain Sandy calls out and leans
over the edge of the AIRSHIP FANCY's gondola and peers anxiously
around the Safe House's front yard. "I hadn't planned to set down,
honestly, but I saw the party--" she breaks off abruptly to lunge for
the collar of an enormous but somehow not entirely tangible black
dog, which is intent on scrambling over the side.
"Hang on, Snuffles! Yes, I'll ask if there's any barbeque left and if
anyone is willing to share with you." Captain Sandy pulls off her
goggles and doffs her hat, then drags her fingers through a very bad
case of goggle 'n' hat hair. "He's been smelling the meat, you see."
With an abrupt leap, the dog breaks Captain Sandy's hold and begins
racing in circles through the assembled guests. "Hold on, Snuffles!
Dammit! Come back here!" she shouts. The dog ignores her utterly, and
Captain Sandy turns to address a couple of the barbeque attendees.
"Well, he's just excited. I lowered an Extendable Ear, you see, and
we heard that stuff about Dumbledore and I couldn't get him to stop
barking, 'I didn't die in vain!' Thinks he's the ghost of Sirius
Black's Animagus form, you know. Or something. Thought he'd be
welcome here, at least to stretch his legs. I guess we're gonna find
out."
Captain Sandy pulls a swath of balloon silk up out of the bottom of
the gondola and uses it to scrub the worst of the smudges from her
face. "I think that upgrade of the MAGIC DISHWASHER is a grand and
glorious thing. Now there's the industrial model, it's not so likely
to be affected by, well, anything. Ah...I got a bottle of firewhisky,
if you're runnin' low...how 'bout a toast?"
[Sandy aka "msbeadsley" aka Captain Sandy, just completely MP'd now]
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