(FILK) Ignoring Igor
Gail Bohacek
FilkMavenGB at hotmail.com
Fri Sep 26 00:39:47 UTC 2003
No: HPFGUIDX 81579
Trying to get out of a filking funk here...
Ignoring Igor
(A FILK by Gail Bohacek to the tune of _Suddenly Seymour_ from the musical
_Little Shop Of Horrors_)
This is my all-time favorite musical. These are my two all-time favorite HP
characters. It can't get much better than this.
Midi is here: http://www.whitewater.k12.wi.us/whs/drama/horrors/suddenly.htm
Dedicated to Wendy St. John...she knows why!
Snape:
Karkaroff comes
With something to discuss
He's making me feel
Like I'm being stalked
Behaving strange
He's making a fuss
It's not a big deal
But he wants to talk
Ignoring Igor
Is what I am doing
I try to avoid him
But he's always there
Ignoring Igor
But he keeps pursuing
With great persistence
Igor is scared
Karkaroff:
I have good reason
For the way I act
I'm a stool pigeon
You were a spy
Now it sure looks like
The Dark Lord's coming back
I'm very concerned
I can't deny
Ignoring Igor
You're trying to pretend
That this isn't hap'ening
We haven't a prayer
Ignoring Igor
I can not comprehend
All your resistance
Snape:
Igor is scared
Karkaroff (lifting the sleeve of his robes and pointing at the Dark Mark on
his arm):
Look at the Dark Mark, it's getting clearer
You must have noticed, what do you say?
Snape (snarling, looking around nervously):
It's not that urgent so
We can talk later
People are watching
Now put it away!
Karkaroff (Snape):
Ignoring Igor (Ignoring Igor)
Now don't you slip off (Leave me, Karkaroff)
Ignoring Igor (Ignoring Igor)
It's a nightmare! (They will stare!)
Both:
I don't know why you're
Acting in this way
By (I'm) keeping your (my) distance
By (I'm) keeping your (my) distance
By (I'm) keeping your (my) distance
Igor is scared
-Gail B...Let It Be Naked
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