FILK: "DA, or Elvis Costello Meets the Sorting Hat" (OoP)

[autumeda]

No: HPFGUIDX 81590

Ooh, hermionegallo beat me to it, but can I post mine anyway?  Like 
Odile Falaise, I've had "Oliver's Army" knocking around my head since 
I read OoP. - Autumeda

OoP Filk, sung to the tune of Elvis Costello's "Oliver's Army":

"Dumbledore's Army, or Elvis Costello Meets the Sorting Hat"

Everyone's talking
We're gonna meet tonight
While Fudge is sleepwalking
Hogwarts is readying for a fight
You-Know-Who's supporters organize
But The Boy Who Lived has a surprise

Dumbledore's Army is here to stay
Dumbledore's Army are on their way
And I will never tell anyone else about D.A.

Umbridge is coughing
There's no one in Defense
Her students all are off in
The secret Room of Requirements
Grab your wand and check your Galleon
Who knew homework could be so much fun?

Dumbledore's Army is here to stay
Dumbledore's Army are on their way
And I will never tell anyone else about D.A.

Death Eaters roam the land  (Roam the land)
Escaped from Azkaban  (Azkaban)
The Dementors terrorize
Helped along by The Prophet's lies
But the wizards and witches need to open their eyes

It's thanks to Granger
We learn to laugh at danger here
And it could be arranged
With just a word in Mr. Potter's ear
Make a corporeal Patronus
Even You-Know-Who's afraid of us

Dumbledore's Army is here to stay
Dumbledore's Army are on their way
And I will never tell anyone else about D.A.
(Oh Oh Oh Oooohwoh Oh Oh Oohwoh)