FILK: An Unforgivable's not a toy

[werebearloony]

No: HPFGUIDX 81767

An Unforgivable's Not a Toy
To the tune of A Secretary is Not a Toy from How to Succeed in 
Business Without Really Trying.
I apologize profusely but I cannot find an example of this song 
anywhere.  
The Scene: Harry has just performed the crucatius curse on Bellatrix 
Lestrange and she launches into song to tell him how badly he has 
failed.
BELLATRIX:
Harry Potter, Harry Potter
An Unforgvable's not a toy,
 No my boy not a toy, 
To cast when you feel bad, and are rightfully mad
You need to cause pain for joy
No an unforgivable's not, definitely not
A toy
LUCIUS: 
You're absolutely right Bellatrix
ROOKWOOD:
Wouldn't have it any other way Bellatrix
VOLDEMORT:
It's the Death Eater Rules Bellatrix
DEATH EATERS:
An Unforgivable's not a toy
No my boy, not a toy
BELLATRIX:
You can not cause pain just annoy, boy
An Unforgivable's not

DEATH EATERS:
An Unforgivable's not

An Unforgivable's not, a toy
BELLATRIX:
It's a highly powerful, key component
Of the Death Eater Community
You have to have evil feelings to use it
They're rarely used with impunity!
All fear of us, they support
Being evil is of much great import
DEATH EATERS:
An Unforgivable's not a charm
They're used for causing harm
BELLATRIX:
Just look here at Lucius Malfoy, boy
Whenever he's on the spot
You can bet he's never forgot
An Unforgivable's not, a toy

DEATH EATERS:
An Unforgivable's not a thing
You can do with a wand swing
You must have a foul grin
And really pale skin
Be sure you want to destroy, yo!

<Dance sequence; amuse yourself for a few moments with dancing death 
eaters ect.>

BELLATRIX:
The spells we cast a lot
Are definitely not
Easily forgot
ROOKWOOD:
Unless you're charmed!
BELLATRIX:
Before them you employ
Remember this my boy
An Unforgivable's not
A child's toy!

Enjoy!
~~loony