FILK: Tommy's Teddy

[Iggy McSnurd]

No: HPFGUIDX 81783

Ok all... here's part 2 in the "Harry Potter Picture Show" filk series...
*grin*  (I think that's a nice enough name... Don't you?)

Hope you like it.

(And yes, I've had too little sleep and WAY too much time on my hands these
past 48 hours or so...)


Iggy McSnurd
the Prankster



Tommy's Teddy
(to the tune of "Eddie's Teddy" from Rocky Horror Picture Show.)


Albus:  From the day he was born
He was evil.
He was the end
Of his mother's life.
She gave him a name

McGonagall: But to his father, he was nothing but shame.

Albus: He was alone from the day  she died.

>From the day he left home
All he wanted
Was to rule the world
And sweet revenge
Slaying his foes

McGonagall: He brings evil wherever he goes!

Albus: Harry caused him to almost die.

All: When Tommy said he didn't like his Teddy
You know he was a no-good kid.
But when he ended your life, with a blast of green light

Lucious: What a guy!

Molly: He has to die.

Albus: He nearly did.

Wormtail:  Everybody fears him.
Death Eaters, they revere him.
I said, hey, listen to me,
Do we really need Harry?
But he reprimanded then he ignored me.

Albus: Then Harry was gone
>From a portkey,
And Cedric was slain
Then Voldemort raved.

All: Wha'd he say? Wha'd he say?

Voldemort:  You're out of your head,
If you think that you won't soon be dead
Then I'll carry out my evil deeds.  (evil laugh)

All: When Tommy said he didn't like his Teddy
You know he was a no-good kid.
But when he ended your life, with a blast of green light

Lucious: What a guy!

Molly: He has to die.

 Albus: He nearly did.

All: When Tommy said he didn't like his Teddy
You know he was a no-good kid.
But when he ended your life, with a blast of green light

Lucious: What a guy!  (Whoa, oh, ho.)

Molly: He has to die.  (Hey, hey, hey)

Albus: He nearly did.  (nearly did.)