FILK: Just Call Me Albus Brian Dumbledore
Caius Marcius
coriolan_cmc at hotmail.com
Sun Apr 11 04:35:15 UTC 2004
No: HPFGUIDX 95609
It is possible that I will eventually turn this into a full-length
PS/SS musical, titled HMS Dumbledore (HMS = Hogwarts Magical
Supervisor)
Just Call Me Albus Brian Dumbledore (PS/SS, Chap. 7)
To the tune of I Am the Captain of the Pinafore, from Gilbert and
Sullivan's HMS Pinafore
http://math.boisestate.edu/gas/pinafore/web_opera/pn04.html
Dedicated to Constance Vigilance
THE SCENE: The Great Hall Dumbledore greets the new students
DUMBLEDORE.
Just call me Albus Brian Dumbledore
ALL.
We are here to hear you speak
DUMBLEDORE.
I'm very, very mad
I say to all my grads
Nitwit, oddment, blubber, tweak
ALL.
He's very, very mad
He says to all his grads
Nitwit, oddment, blubber, tweak
DUMBLEDORE.
I am never avant-garde,
My face is on the card
I lead our faculty
They ascend the hierarchy
Of superb pedagogy
And they're all as true as true can be!
ALL.
What, Sevvy?
DUMBLEDORE.
Yes, Sevvy!
ALL.
Not Sevvy?
DUMBLEDORE.
Even Sevvy!
ALL.
Ol' Sevvy's true as he can be!
Then give three cheers for Dumbledore
He's the Hogwarts' Magical Supervisor
DUMBLEDORE.
I do my best to educate you all
ALL.
So we'll pass our OWLS and NEWTS
DUMBLEDORE.
But I'm basically Luddite
And I say to you outright
On the Web you can't compute
ALL.
But he's basically Luddite
And he says to us outright
On the Web we can't compute
DUMBLEDORE.
Promotion of Dark Arts
I'll never, never start
Not even if in shades of gray
I'm noble, they all cry,
`Cause I'd never stoop to try
A wicked spell like an AK
ALL.
Did Sevvy?
DUMBLEDORE.
Not Sevvy!
ALL.
What, never?
DUMBLEDORE.
Rarely ever!
ALL.
Sevvy rarely casts a dark AK
Then give three cheers, and not one less
To Albus Dumbledore, our H.M.S.!
Then give three cheers, and not one less
To Dumbledore, our H.M.S.!
- CMC
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