FILK: My Hair

[vmonte]

No: HPFGUIDX 97109

Constance Vigilance wrote:

My Hair
(To the tune of Mein Herr - from Cabaret)

You ask me what's the envy of the land? - My hair!
The golden crown atop a face that's tanned? - My hair!
Impervious to any breeze that's fanned - My hair!
 
Can it be?
What's the key?
To look like me
Do like me.
Guarantee!
(For a fee)

Try .. my .. Shampoo-For-Hair!
Delightful Goo-For-Hair!
No need for rueful hair: Buy Lockhart's Lotion.
Although it's awfully rare
I have a vial to spare
The only stuff I'll wear on My Hair!

big snip

(As the house lights come fully up, Severus Snape is seen quickly
leaving the premises carrying an armful of vials of Lockhart's
Lotion.)


vmonte responds:
Wow! That was great! I was actually singing the song out loud! :)