FILK: Azkaban Torch Song

[Susan Miller]

No: HPFGUIDX 97213

This is the third installment in the musical Cap Awry (to the story 
and songs of Cabaret). In this episode, there is news at Hogwarts:

Backstory: At Hogwarts, tensions are high. There's a new Dark Arts 
teacher, Harry's love life is stumbling, and there's news in the 
Daily Prophet. Ten Death Eaters have just escaped from Azkaban!

At the Three Broomsticks, the Sorting Hat introduces a new act:

EMCEE/HAT: Ladies and gentlemen, ghosts and guests - tonight we have 
a special treat! Just in from an exclusive engagement in the North 
Sea is that Darling of the Dark ... the one who puts the torch in 
torture ... please welcome ... Bellatrix LeStrange!


Azkaban Torch Song (To the tune of Maybe This Time)
http://www.hamienet.com/6876.mid

BELLATRIX:

Maybe this time, he'll kill Harry
God knows he's gonna try
Every man needs little hobbies
He's just being a guy

when you love a snake
It's the chance you take
But it's really not so bad
At least he's not a NASCAR dad

Lidless glance that aims to wither
And he's glancing at me
All I'm saying is "Slither hither"
That's where you ought to be

When my viper was mostly vapor
I was faithful within
Cold-blooded lover, hot-blooded passion
Or he's shedding his skin

Lidless glance that aims to wither
And he's glancing at me
All I'm saying is "Slither hither"
That's where you ought to be

Loving someone who's reptilian
Takes some occlumency.
Legilimens with eyes vermillion
Maybe this time.
He'll legilimens me.



~ Constance Vigilance