FILK: Clumsy Tonks Woman

[Jason]

No: HPFGUIDX 97339

Clumsy Tonks Woman
(Parody of "Honky Tonk Women" by the coolest band in the
world 
(Besides the Beatles))

HARRY:
I met a red-haired girl down at the Dursley's
She said (TONKS) "You look like James `cept for the eyes"
She asked me if her hair looked good in violet

TONKS:
Cause I just can't seem to get the color right.

HARRY:
It's that clumsy Tonks woman
Can't make, can't make, make up her clumsy Tonks mind

An Auror in the Order of the Phoenix
She stumbled over and fell on her behind
Hermione, Ginny Weasley sat there laughing
She changed her nose just when she changed her mind

It's that clumsy Tonks woman
Can't make, can't make, make up her clumsy Tonks mind
(Yeah! All right!)

(Sirius jumps in with a magical guitar and Lupin joins him on 
saxophone for a solo)

HARRY/WEASLEYS, SIRIUS, MOODY, & LUPIN
It's that cluuuuu
/clumsy Tonks
 clumsy Tonks/
umsy
Tonks Woman
Can't make, can't make, make up her clumsy Tonks mind.

It's that cluuuuu
/clumsy Tonks
 clumsy Tonks/
umsy
Tonks Woman
Can't make, can't make, make up her clumsy Tonks mind.
Woo!