FILK: Dead Ron

[Jason]

No: HPFGUIDX 97341

Dead Ron
(Parody of "Dead Skunk" by Loudon Wainright III)

The Scene:  The House of Black.  Molly just opened the writing desk 
to get rid of the boggart and she begins wailing because the boggart 
takes the shape of her family
.  Dead.  Harry walks in to see
himself 
dead on the floor and Mrs. Weasley crying
.  Lupin bursts in and 
asks "What's going on?"

(music)
HARRY:
Cleaning the Black House late last night
She shoulda let Mad-Eye, he coulda done right
She opened up the writing desk
 drawer
The thing popped out and there you are

You got your dead Ron in the middle of the floor
Dead Fred in the middle of the floor
Dead George in the middle of the floor
Makin' her cry, Lupin

LUPIN:
Take a happy thought, don't make a fuss
Whip out your wand and "Ridikkulus!"
You don't wanna look and you don't wanna see
Cause it's the death of your whole family

HARRY
You got your dead Ron in the middle of the floor
Dead Fred in the middle of the floor
Dead George in the middle of the floor
And it's Makin' her cry Lupin

Well, you got your dead Percy, you got your dead Bill
On a moonlight night when Voldemort will kill
Got your dead Harry and your Arthur too
The worries and fears, will make you go "boo-hoo"

You got your
Dead Ron, in the middle
Dead Ron, in the middle of the floor
Dead Ron, in the middle of the floor
Makin' her cry Lupin
Oh this stinks!

You got it he's dead
He's in the middle
Dead Ron in the middle
Dead Ron in the middle of the floor
Makin' her cry Lupin

LUPIN
Oh Ridikkulus!
Get outta here man

Oh it's just a boggart!
It's gone!
It's disappearin'!
And you don't have to cry cry Molly