FILK: The Love of a Hearty Goat

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 90306

The Love of a Hearty Goat

This came about as a sort of a side effect of my HP/H2$ musical.

To the tune of The Love From a Heart of Gold from Frank Loesser's How 
to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying (The original song 
parodies the style of a Victorian-era parlor ballad)

The SCENE: ABERFORTH DUMBLEDORE, that ever-copious fountain of 
melody, again holds forth on the object of his affections. 

ABERFORTH
In pasture dwells my passion
Over which I must deep emote. 
What care I if The Daily Prophet
Keeps a-bashin'
With their coarse
Anecdotes?

She is my source for bezoars
That all-purposing antidote
There is nothing in life that could possibly be more
Than the love of a hearty goat

   - CMC

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