Dark SHIPS [HPforGrownups] ( was Re: Possession)

[ghinghapuss]

No: HPFGUIDX 90863

> Kneasy wrote:
> Neville will collect stamps (or the WW equivalent) and will never 
go out without his thermal underwear.

> Ron will concentrate all his energies on his true vocation - being 
a full-time Quidditch fan. The Chudley Cannons fixture list will 
rule his life.

> Harry will spend his evenings down the pub, wondering why life is 
so boring these days and boring everybody else by telling them so.

> Hermione will nag - after all she knows she has all the answers, 
so why don't they listen? Harpy Hermione.

> Luna will swear by horoscopes, Feng Shui, cabbage water diets, 
etc, etc.

> Ginny. I have expectations of Ginny. I think she'll become what was
> known in Kipling's time as "a reg'lar baddun."
> 
><Snip> 

> Memories of Bella will make Harry even more unsettled. He will 
fantasise on  what might have been - any current spouse is sure to 
come off worst in the comparison. It's not possible to compete with 
a dream. The fact that he was totally inadeqate to her needs will  
never cross his mind; he was the hero, wasn't he? And heroes always 
come out on top(!). Poor Harry; he might even be bald.


Mandy here:
Brilliant and sure to raise the heckles on many a fan.

I wanted to add:
Draco, who will take over his father's empire. Be the richest, best 
looking and most desirably eligible bachelor in the world. Marry 
some fabulously beautiful but vapid model, who will spend all his 
money with glee.  They both will be very happy.

Fleur will marry Bill, live at the Burrow and spend her life 
bitterly regretting the day she left Paris. 

Fred and George will marry a pair of twins, have 12 kids between 
them, and will prosper for a while.  Until Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes 
goes under due to Toy's Are Wizarding Us expanding into the jokes 
market. They will refuse to be bought out, and will fail to 
replicate their initial success. Evenings will be spent down the pub 
with Harry.

Shamus will move to Hollywood and become the next Irish, stud movie 
star.

Oliver Wood will sign on to play for England, suffer a Bludger to 
the head and damage his inner ear.  He will never regain a correct 
sense of balance.

Dudley will become Heavy Weight Boxing Champion of the world and 
make millions in endorsements.

Cheers Mandy