book six and seven clichés

[hermionekitten9]

No: HPFGUIDX 91271

I saw this question on another web site, so I don't take any credit 
for it; I just thought that it was really interesting.

In the next upcoming books, what would be the most horrible, mind 
numbing, clichés that JKR could write? What would bring you to
your knees, while you yell from pure joy? Things like Vampire Snape, 
sicky-sweet Draco, Harry getting some advise from Sirus via a 
painting or a Spellotaped mirror, Harry/ Hermione, Ron/ Luna, 
Neville goin' Matrix on Bellatrix, or Voldy. 

Harry Potter Fans have been reading and then rereading these books, 
while dissecting every word. We have come up some interesting 
theories that have been discussed as much as the books. We all have 
are favorites, and we all have are pet peeves. So... what's yours?

Mine are...

THE GOOD

An Interesting, complex, "Good Slytherin" I'm rooting for Blaise 
Zabini, who will once and for all be confirmed to be a boy.

Dumbledore dying, not because I want him dead, I just think it would 
be interesting to read how Harry and the Order will go on without 
him.

Snape continuing to give Harry Occlumency lessons. Come on... tell 
me you didn't grin every time it was time for Occulmency lesson for 
Harry in the fifth book. 

Percy was actually a spy for the Order in the MoM; and that his 
whole "I'm-turning-my-back-on-my-family" thing was a front.

Harry ending up with a minor character like Susan Bones, Just NOT 
Hermione, Ginny, or Luna.

Any other house besides Gryffindor winning the House Cup, they can't 
possibly win all the time.

I also want little Mark to come to Hogwarts, just not end up as 
Harry's cousin ten times removed.

THE BAD...

Will be very unhappy if Snape ends up being a traitor and a double-
agent guy, or a vampire. 

Redeemed!Draco  I don't care if Draco winds up fighting for the good 
side, but I don't want him turning all squishy and sweet.

Dead!Harry or Martyr!Harry, or a permanently tortured soul Harry.

Anybody but Harry defeating Voldemort... finding out that what is in 
the locked room is "love" then harry using it to put Voldy in a fate 
worse then death.

I can't stand OBHWF, if this happens I'll start to spontaneously 
jabbing my eyes out with a spoon. Or if all of the DOM-six getting 
paired up with one another in a wonderful love...thing.

I would be devastated if the books are less than 800 pages. 

Nothing JKR could write will make stop reading the books, but there 
are lots of things that would make me roll my eyes, Or will make me 
jump for joy. 
kitten