2 Maddening Questions

[suehpfan]

No: HPFGUIDX 91280

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> Shari - who can imagine Umbridge and Bellatrix hanging out together 
on a Saturday night.
> 

Now *there* is a picture.  Given that Umbridge is a weak witch 
(unable to clear fireworks or swamp, short stubby fingers) who loves 
feeling important, I can just see her cuddling up to Bellatrix 
offering information for Voldemort about the secrets of Hogwart's. I 
am one of those who believes Fudge will scapegoat Umbridge, saying 
that all of her attrocities as "High Inquisiter/Head Mistress" were 
her own doing and make a big public show of firing her.  

Imagine Harry's dream then: A cowering Umbridge snivelling at lovely 
Bella's feet "But that's all I know mistress, a room on the 7th 
floor, yes, anything you want..." while Voldemort watches. EEEWWWW!

Sue, who cannot think of a punishment bad enough for either toad.