Re: book six and seven clichés

[meriaugust]

No: HPFGUIDX 91299

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, gsanderson at c... wrote:
> --- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "hermionekitten9" 
> <kreneeb at h...> wrote:
> > I saw this question on another web site, so I don't take any 
credit 
> > for it; I just thought that it was really interesting.
> > 
> > In the next upcoming books, what would be the most horrible, 
mind 
> > numbing, clichés that JKR could write? What would bring you to
> > your knees, while you yell from pure joy? Things like Vampire 
> Snape, 
> > sicky-sweet Draco, Harry getting some advise from Sirus via a 
> > painting or a Spellotaped mirror, Harry/ Hermione, Ron/ Luna, 
> > Neville goin' Matrix on Bellatrix, or Voldy. 
> > 
> > Harry Potter Fans have been reading and then rereading these 
books, 
> > while dissecting every word. We have come up some interesting 
> > theories that have been discussed as much as the books. We all 
have 
> > are favorites, and we all have are pet peeves. So... what's 
yours?
> > 
> 
> <lots of good stuff I agree with removed to save room>
> Kristen:
> 
> THE GOOD
> 
> Finding an evil plot behind St. Mungos and freeing the Longbottoms.
> 
> Mr. Weasley as Minster of Magic
> 
> Dobby as a hero
> 
> THE BAD
> 
> TimeTurner!Dumbledore  (sorry, I don't buy this and don't want to 
see 
> it)
> 
> Any scenario where either of Harry's parents are alive
> 
> Kristen

The Good: 

Neville as a secretly great wizard with a new wand and some mad 
skillz. 

Lupin achieving respectability in the WW and becoming the first 
werewolf to work for the MoM. 

Fudge and Umbridge getting their just desserts. 

Seeing the DoM again. 

More Firenze. (Hey, I'd sign up for divination if this guy were 
teaching it.)

The Bad: 

Anything nasty happening to Oliver Wood. 

Snape being a vampire or in any way romantically involved with 
Lilly. 

Bill Weasley turning out to be evil for no good reason except that 
we need an ESE!Weasley. 

Lupin is actually James Potter in disguise. 

Siruis coming back. 

Lord Voldemort: "No, Harry, I am your father...and Hermione is your 
long lost twin sister." (AAAAARGH!) 

Meri (who will lose all faith if this series turns out with some 
weird Potter family politics like Star Wars did.)