(FILK) The Class (Sensational! Sensational!)
klyanthea
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Fri Feb 27 21:09:37 UTC 2004
No: HPFGUIDX 91751
Putting all humility aside, I have to say that I am quite pleased
with the way this filk turned out.
The Class (Sensational! Sensational!)
A filk by Gail B. to the tune _The Pitch (Spectacular! Spectacular!_
from the movie Moulin Rouge
The basis of this tune comes from The Can Can from Orphée Aux Enfers
by Jacques Offenbach with tiny snippets from (1) The Sound of Music
by Rodgers & Hammerstein and (2) Your Song by Elton John.
In this filk, the word "Sensational" is defined as: "arousing or
tending to arouse (as by lurid details) a quick, intense and usually
superficial interest, curiosity, or emotional reaction." - Webster's
Dictionary
(Professor Binns is reading from his notes in a flat drone which has
put everyone inside the classroom into a deep stupor. Hermione then
raises her hand...)
Prof. Binns: Yes, Miss...er...?
Hermione: Granger, Professor. I was wondering if you could tell us
anything about the Chamber of Secrets?
(Students start perking up with interest)
Prof. Binns: (in a bombastic voice)
Sensational! Sensational!
It isn't educational
This legend of which you speak
The evidence is very weak
So, there's good reason to critique
Although, there's a certain mystique
(singing)
It's not fact, naturally
I deal with only history
Hermione: (speaking) Please, sir, don't legends always have a basis
in fact?
(The rest of the students gaze intently first at Hermione, then at
Prof. Binns in expectation. Then, quickly (chhh, chhh, chhh) they
stand up from out of their seats and start singing in chorus...)
Chorus:
We're all intrigued, hanging upon every word
We're not fatigued, it's the best thing that we've heard
We're all intrigued, hanging upon every word
We're not fatigued, it's the best thing that we've heard
Dean: Hogwarts School
Lavender: The Four Founders
Neville: Disunity
Ron: Hidden chambers
Parvati: Growing rifts
Harry: And arguments
Seamus: Hate of those from
All: Muggle parents
Hufflepuff and Gryffindor
Slytherin
Hermione: And Ravenclaw
Dean: Chamber sealed
Lavender: Horror within
Chorus: And the true heir of Slytherin!
We're all intrigued, hanging upon every word
We're not fatigued, it's the best thing that we've heard
We're all intrigued, hanging upon every word
We're not fatigued, it's the best thing that we've heard
Prof. Binns:
Sensational, sensational!
It isn't educational
This legend of which you speak
The evidence is very weak
Chorus:
(1) The halls vandalized with threats against Mud-bloods
We're all intrigued, hanging upon every word
We're not fatigued, it's the best thing that we've heard
We're all intrigued, hanging upon every word
We're not fatigued, it's the best thing that we've heard
Prof. Binns: (reluctantly giving in to the persistence of the class)
Salazar and Gryffindor
Bitterly fought, but local folklore
Says Slyth'rin a Chamber made
And there his foul monster stayed
Harry:
(2) It's a little bit scary, this voice that I heard
Chorus:
We're all intrigued, hanging upon every word
We're not fatigued, it's the best thing that we've heard
We're all intrigued, hanging upon every word
We're not fatigued, it's the best thing that we've heard
Prof. Binns:
The Chamber will remain sealed
Until the true Heir is revealed
He'll free the beast, and with it
Purge the school of those "unfit"
(Fred and George immediately burst into the classroom and rush over
to mess around with Harry)
Fred and George: (speaking, theatrically) Make way for the heir of
Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming though!
(Percy, as Prefect, pokes his head into the classroom to yell at his
brothers)
Percy: This is not a laughing matter!
Fred (George giggling): Well, we think it is!
Chorus (including Fred and George): (singing)
It's a monster, putting Muggle-borns at risk
Causing a stir -
Hermione: (speaking) Could it be a Basilisk?
(The whole class becomes suddenly quiet as all turn and look at
Hermione for a moment before starting to sing again)
Chorus:
We're all intrigued, hanging upon every word
We're not fatigued, it's the best thing that we've heard
Prof. Binns: speaking The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of
course. ::cough::
-Gail B.
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