FILK: The Love Goat

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 88284

The Love Goat 

To the tune of the theme from singularly dopey sitcom The Love Boat 
(which may be heard here)

http://www.geocities.com/tmkulich/stubby2.html

Dedicated with fear and trembling to Haggridd

THE SCENE: ABERFORTH DUMBLEDORE addresses charges that he has

well, 
you know



..

ABERFORTH
Goats, the final taboo:
I adore
Ev'ry doe revue, 
And goats, both hard and soft-core
Let them bray
To make this breakthrough

The Love Goat 
Proving mere cash just can't match cashmere
The Love Goat
Let me observe each hircine career 

I will cast all my charm spells
Some call inappropriate
.

It's Gruffffffff!
Billy Goat Gruff - It's Grufffffff!

(16-Ton weight falls on ABERFORTH)

    - CMC

HARRY POTTER FILKS 
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Just remember: Goat Song means tragedy! (e.g., the greatest of all 
Goat-oriented novels, John Barth's Giles Goat-Boy, in which the 
ultimate epithet is: Flunk You!)