(FILK) Charms on a Goat

[Gail Bohacek]

No: HPFGUIDX 88312

Haggrid First Wrote:
>  Aberforth's Delight

Then CMC Submitted:
>  The Love Goat

Then Haggrid Posted:
>> Aberforth's Afternoon Delight

To Which I Say:  
You men are sick, Sick, SICK!   Heh...may I join ya? ;)>
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Charms on a Goat

(A FILK by Gail Bohacek to the tune "A Kiss From a Rose" by Seal)

Always wanted to filk this song...I just would not have imagined myself filking it in this context...

It could have been worse...I could have made it "A Kiss From a Goat"

Midi is here: http://www.wtv-zone.com/dirtyknees/RoseMidi-1.html 


Dumbledore:

My brother's odd behavior was found by the Ministry
It became a disgrace to our family
We hoped that the press would not find out the truth
But it they got - his rep was shot
The papers all wrote
About Aberforth's goat the next day

*
They said: "He performed improper charms on a goat, it's depraved"
Ooooo...the more I think of it the sicker I feel, yeah
Now, I'm not sure he can read
I don't know if he'd acted brave

**
There is so much a man can handle
So much he can take
But it came:  the scandal, the stigma, the shame (Merlin!)
To him it was a growing obsession he wouldn't hide
Kept telling him, "It's not healthy, Abe."
But did my brother hide?  He did not
He held his head high
And went about business just the same

(repeat *)

He cast charms on a goat, he's depraved
He cast charms on a goat, he's depraved
(Aberforth's goat)
He cast charms on a goat, he's depraved
He cast charms on a goat, he's depraved

(repeat ** / * / * )

Now, I'm not sure he can read
I don't know if he'd acted brave


-Gail B...who, whenever she hears this song, pictures Jim Carey scampering around in a Riddler outfit...whee!

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