FILK: A Goat is a Goat

[Susan Miller]

No: HPFGUIDX 88337

> Haggrid First Wrote:
> >  Aberforth's Delight
> 
> Then CMC Submitted:
> >  The Love Goat
> 
> Then Haggrid Posted:
> >> Aberforth's Afternoon Delight
> 
Then Gail added:
> Charms on a Goat

This will not do. I cannot let this challenge go unmet! I take my 
place with the sickies and present (to the theme of that old TV 
sitcom, Mr. Ed)

A Goat is a Goat

Here is the midi: http://www.hamienet.com/13079.mid

A goat's not a moat to float your boat 
And no one can gloat of a goat wild oat 
That is, I quote, unless the goat's with the famous Aberforth. 

Go right to the cote and ask the goat 
He'll give you the answer that you promote. 
Be careful that you don't misquote. 
Talk to Aberforth. 

You can keep all your barnyard friends with feathers and coats of silk
My sweetie's not much to look at but at least I've got lots of milk

A goat is a goat, a haute devote, 
And this one is game if a mote remote. 
You never heard a goat emote? 

Well listen to this. "I love Aberforth."


~ Constance Vigilance