Filk: The Great Dementor

[quigonginger]

No: HPFGUIDX 106754

"The Great Dementor" to the tune of "The Great Pretender" by the 
Platters.  Words and music by Buck Ram (what a great name!)

To Pixieberry (been meaning to get one out to you, luv, just been 
busy with RL)

Probably the first solo by a dementor, as we don't have any canon to 
prove that they can actually speak :o)

Oh, Oh, yes, I'm the great dementor.
I'm guarding each Azkaban cell.
Each happy thought takes off at a trot.
They're living in dementor Hell.

Oh, Oh, yes, I'm the great dementor.
Each Ego I've seen has been blown.
Superego and Id all must go.
I've sucked them; just left skin and bone.

To steal what they feel is their worst ordeal.
Surreal when I peel souls for my three-course meal.

Yes, I'm the great dementor.
I make all the prisoners frown.
My stench, so rich, could depress a switch,
They're stuck here, and all going down.
Descending to graves underground.

To steal what they feel is their worst ordeal.
Surreal when I peel souls for my three-course meal.

Yes, I'm the great dementor.
I make all the prisoners frown.
My stench, so rich, could depress a switch,
They're stuck here, and all going down.
Descending to graves underground. 


Ginger, feeling a bit morbid today.