Filk: Furry White Ball

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No: HPFGUIDX 106756

"Furry White Ball" to the tune of "Red Rubber Ball" by the Cyrkle.
Words and Music by Paul Simon (I didn't know that, did you?) and 
Bruce Woodley.

To Haggridd, you're a gem, you know that?


Ron, after the "bouncing ferret" incident, sings:

He didn't know Mad-Eye's in the hall
Or he would'nt'a had the fortitude to give you that close call.
Now I'd like this moment preserved for eternity.
When I glimpse his ugly face again, I know what I will see.

CHORUS
And I think of him, amazing white.
Yeah, he shot around the hall.
Old Draco Malfoy's bouncing like a furry white ball.

Moody came 'round, trechery he decried.
Cuz Malfoy cursed behind your back with his goons at his side.
Always bragging, never thinking.  How he tends to live!
Now he's getting back some of the *cough* he likes to give.

CHORUS

The story in the post he did recount to all.
He thought my Mum too grand, and my Dad he made look small.
The Flying Anglia we took so school we could attend
Has caused some trouble with my folks, I've got a fence to mend.

CHORUS

Repeat CHORUS

Ginger, not only morbid, but nasty!