RADIO TBAY: The News

[cubfanbudwoman]

No: HPFGUIDX 107578

Kneasy wrote:
> "It's just past the Witching Hour on the Wizarding Wireless 
> Network and that means it's time for the News.
> 
> "In a statement made at the scene earlier today Cornelius Fudge 
> expressed dismay at the events."
> 
> [Cue Fudge]
> 
> "This has been a great shock to us all -  why, I was here myself 
> only last night and it seemed secure enough then. We found notes 
> in the cells claiming that the prison issue sheets were in fact 
> Lethifolds and that the prisoners were being eaten alive. Further 
> investigation has revealed that the woodwork classes, recommended 
> as social therapy by Cissie Fluffbunny, a renowned expert in the 
> rehabilitation of offenders, was in fact used as a cover to make a 
> loom. Sheets and blankets were unravelled and re-woven into a 
> magic carpet on which the miscreants made their escape. This is 
> unconscionable; don't they realise that magic carpets are illegal? 
> The full weight of the Wizengamot will fall on these malefactors."
> 
> [End Fudge]

SSSusan:
Oh, how apropos, given the recent discussion over is-he-or-isn't-he-
ESE!Fudge??  ;-)

But I was surprised to not see anything about water-skiing 
budgerigars [sp?] in the gnus!

Siriusly Snapey Susan