FILK: She's a bad DADA Teacher

[Jason]

No: HPFGUIDX 99951

She's A Bad DADA Teacher (to the tune of "She's a Bad Mamma Jamma" by 
Carl Carlton)

HARRY (suffering while writing lines with the magic quill)
Yeahhhh
Oooohhhh!
Ohh ohh ohh!  Look it hurts!

(now singing)
She's a bad DADA teacher
 just as mean as she can be
She's a bad DADA teacher
 just as mean as she can be

Her body measurements and just too gross to mention
Her nasty self put me sure enough in detention
A ministry notion, to hire a spy to see
I get so disgusted when she is around me

HARRY/DADA STUDENTS
She's mean/She is mean, she is wacked
Give Hogwarts a heart attack
(HARRY)Does all the things that we don't like

She's bad/She is nasty, she is bad
Worst teacher we've ever had
(HARRY)I'd like to set her robe on fire

Look This hurts!
She's a bad DADA teacher
 just as mean as she can be
She's a bad DADA teacher
 just as mean as she can be

Looks like she's probing the whole school
She's so
 the essence of ugly under an ugly hat
She's such a nasty when she teaches classes
She's Hell on wheels, when she punishes me

HARRY/DADA STUDENTS
She's cruel/She is cruel, she is fat
Has a brain just like a bat
A high inquisitor is she

She's dumb/She is dumb, nothin' nice
With her little beady eyes
Send her back to the ministry

Oohhh Wee!
She's a bad DADA teacher
 just as mean as she can be
She's a bad DADA teacher
 just as mean as she can be

UMBRIDGE
Hem! Hem!

STUDENTS:
DADAaaa..  DADAaaa.. DADA DADAaaa DADAaaaa  DADAaaaaaa
..

UMBRIDGE
Hem! Hem!

STUDENTS:
DADAaaa..  DADAaaa.. DADA DADAaaa DADAaaaa  DADAaaaaaa
..

UMBRIDGE
Hem! Hem!

STUDENTS:
She is crazy, she's a snitch
Such a crazy ugly witch

HARRY
Her nasty attitude is just too bad to mention
She's got a way to put me sure enough in detention
I wish I knew a potion to get her away from me
I get so digusted when she's around me

HARRY/DADA STUDENTS
She's mean/She is mean, she is wacked
Give Hogwarts a heart attack
(HARRY)Does all the things that we don't like

She's bad/She is nasty, she is bad
Worst teacher we've ever had
(HARRY)I'd like to set her robe on fire

Look This hurts!
She's a bad DADA teacher
 just as mean as she can be
(HARRY:  Oh oh oh oh oh oh
)
She's a bad DADA teacher
 just as mean as she can be
(repeat until fade)