Celery, what celery? (Was Re: Celery)

[quigonginger]

No: HPFGUIDX 92826

> > Geoff:
> > Bother. The reference to the Smeltings nurse sent me to the wrong 
> > chapter and I missed that bit when I skimmed on further. Drat, 
> that's 
> > one less conspiracy to theorise over; the plot hasn't thickened. 
> How 
> > boring.

Ginger says:
Sorry about that Geoff.  I try to include page numbers, but with the 
different "translations" it is a bit pointless.  I'll try to give 
more background next time. 
 
> Tcy:
> Sorry to burst your bubble, Geoff.  No celery conspiracy here - but 
> there are still 2 books left...we may yet find some unscrupulous 
> veggies.  I must say, I've often questioned the many pumpkin 
> references ;-)

Ginger:
Unscrupulous veggies, you say?  How about how Uncle Vernon seems to 
resemble those of a reddish hue?  Coupled with him being JKR's most 
disliked person, perhaps the grated celery is foreshadowing?  Uncle 
Vernon sent through a magical cheese grater!  FEATHERBOAS forever!  
Or maybe he just has a grating personality.

Ginger, who is just not sure what has gotten into her today.