Harry as DADA Professor

[Robert Jones]

No: HPFGUIDX 93535

Harry can't be the new DADA teacher for one simple reason: the 
teaching load.  Each House meets individually and is mandatory for 
at least the first five years.  So Harry would have to teach each 
House for at least five different years.  That's 4 times 5, or 20 
classes.  And if each class meets twice a week, that's 40 hours of 
class each week.  Plus DADA NEWT level classes.  Plus grading 
homework.  Plus his own sixth year classes.

He would be exhausted, and there would be no time for his 
adventures.  

And reading 400 pages of "Harry Potter and the Exhausting Teaching 
Load" just doesn't sound like any fun at all.