FILK: Hogwarts School

[Jason]

No: HPFGUIDX 98278

Hogwarts School (parody of "McArthur Park" by RICHARD HARRIS) aka 
Dumbledore filks himself.

(part 1)
DUMBLEDORE:
Things were getting strange their second year
The floor was soaking wet as they hurried to their class
Between the bloody writing on the wall
And Filch's hanging cat, the school became a mess

Hogwarts school is unsafe in the dark
All the students being petrified
Someone let the snake out in the drain
I don't think that I can take it
Cause it took someone to wake it
And I think it's gonna kill someone again
Oh no!

I recall the girl, we found her dead
We carried her away to let her rest in peace
The girl was really murdered by the heir
Who opened up the chamber, he had the keys

Hogwarts school is unsafe in the dark
All the students being petrified
Someone let the snake out in the drain
I don't think that I can take it
Cause it took someone to wake it
And I think it's gonna kill someone again
Oh no!

(part 2 – music slows)
HARRY:
This will be another quest for me
And I will take it
Another chance of magic victory
And I will win it
I will find the girl and take her back alive
And never let you catch me looking at the snake
And after all the pain that I've been through
After all the pain that I've been through
I will be alright

I will take the sword into my hands
And I will use it
I will win the war with Voldemort
No, I won't lose it
I will call upon the bird of fire
And my blood will flow like tears from his eye
And after all the pain in my life
Oh after all the pain in my life
I'll be making it through
I will be alright

(Part 3 - music speeds up as Harry fights the Basilisk)

(Part 4 – Chorus)
DUMBLEDORE:
Hogwarts school is unsafe in the dark
All the students being petrified
Someone let the snake out in the drain
I don't think that I can take it
Cause it took someone to wake it
And I think it's gonna kill someone again

MCGONAGALL
Oh no!
Oh noooooooooo!
(singing shrilly)
aahhhhh
..
Oh nooooooooooooooooooooo


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