Draco & Bella (was: Why we SHIP )

[quigonginger]

No: HPFGUIDX 98516

Kneasy wrote:
> Aunts come in all shapes and sizes and are quite likely to engender
> fear and trembling in a nephew as soon as their moustaches hove
> over the horizon -  anyone who reads Wodehouse is well informed
> in these matters.
> 
> So -  the Master  informs us that Aunts are a fearsome breed whose
> destiny and main function is to wreak swathes of destruction among
> the innocent (unless the aunt happens to employ a good chef).
> 
> Let there be no talk of marriage or the like. Anyway, I  am reliably
> informed that dominatrices do not allow any - hanky-panky, shall
> we say. One toe-nail out of  line and - "It's the thumb-screws for
> you, my lad."
> 
> Judging by how often Draco ends up on the floor of the  Hogwarts
> Express, I'd say he was a sucker for this sort of  thing,  wouldn't 
you?
> A glutton for  punishment, in fact.
> 
Ginger now:

Ok, I'll give you that there are a lot of things I apparently don't 
know about aunts.  Perhaps as I am a female?  

The mustache comment gave me the willies- so how 'bout this:  I'll 
give you Bella and Draco if you promise never to bring up a shipping 
possibility between Marge and Harry. We already had a near-bodice 
ripper when she inflated. :)

But back to the original line of thought:  The fate of Draco.  I 
don't pretend to have any canon to back it up, but I hope Hagrid ends 
up saving his sorry hide and he owes him a life debt.  Serve him 
right for being mean to the big lug.  

Either that or Neville finally gets Switching Spells right and 
exchanges Draco's head for his rump-and no one notices.

As to him being a glutton for punishment, I'd have to disagree.  I 
think he really thinks he can come out on top, and is shocked each 
time he doesn't.  He needs to bring more friends with him on the 
train.  Or at least catch Harry alone.  Sucker?  Maybe.  Overinflated 
ego?  Definately.  Comes from hanging out with Crabbe and Goyle.  In 
comparison, anyone would get delusions of adequecy.

Ginger, who shall not query as to where Kneasy gets his reliable 
information.