Draco & Bella (was: Why we SHIP )

[arrowsmithbt]

No: HPFGUIDX 98484

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "quigonginger" <quigonginger at y...> wrote:
> 
> Eeeew!  Kneasy!  Ick! Ick! Ick!
> Bella is Draco's *aunt*!  She's his mother's sister.  A *blood-
> aunt*!  You don't get into a dominatrix situation with your blood-
> aunt.  It's just wrong.  I come from a long line of interfamilial 
> marriages, (which is why I get my undies in a knot when people chalk 
> it up to inbreeding when commenting that Crabbe/Goyle are stupid or 
> that Malfoy is evil or that Bella has squirrels in her curls because 
> that's how inbred people are) but I'm here to tell you, you marry 
> your cousin, not your aunt.  
> 
> Ginger, who, in the interest of political correctness, assures 
> everyone that if they happen to be in a dominatrix situation with 
> their blood-aunt, that there's nothing wrong with that.

Aunts come in all shapes and sizes and are quite likely to engender
fear and trembling in a nephew as soon as their moustaches hove
over the horizon -  anyone who reads Wodehouse is well informed
in these matters.

So -  the Master  informs us that Aunts are a fearsome breed whose
destiny and main function is to wreak swathes of destruction among
the innocent (unless the aunt happens to employ a good chef).

Let there be no talk of marriage or the like. Anyway, I  am reliably
informed that dominatrices do not allow any - hanky-panky, shall
we say. One toe-nail out of  line and - "It's the thumb-screws for
you, my lad."

Judging by how often Draco ends up on the floor of the  Hogwarts
Express, I'd say he was a sucker for this sort of  thing,  wouldn't you?
A glutton for  punishment, in fact.

Kneasy