FILKS: H.M.S. Dumbledore - The Grand Finale

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 99078

Here's the grand finale of HMS Dumbledore, my PS/SS musical via 
Gilbert & Sullivan, now completed. 

The three songs from the finale include

Quirrell, the Stone - to Farewell, My Own

http://diamond.boisestate.edu/gas/pinafore/web_opera/pn19.html

A Couple Years Ago  - to A Many Years Ago

http://diamond.boisestate.edu/gas/pinafore/web_opera/pn20.html

Oh Joy, Oh Capture of the Stone - Oh, Joy, Oh Rapture Unforseen

http://diamond.boisestate.edu/gas/pinafore/web_opera/pn21.html

Dedicated to Annemehr

VOLDEMORT
Quirrell, the stone
Bring me to life, Quirrell
Do not postpone
This deed so I can get well
		
QUIRRELL
I'll get the stone.
Or my name ain't Quirrell!
I won't postpone
This deed so you can get well

VOLDEMORT (aside)	
Alone, alone
Lost in an Albanian hell
Though he's a drone
And dunce, I must use Quirrell

VOLDEMORT, QUIRRELL & CHORUS
Until I'm/he's cloned
I/He simply can't cast any spells
Anxious my tone
Awaiting that boy's death knell

QUIRRELL
Flesh, blood & bone
Until the fourth book won't jell
They'll be dethroned
Is now what we two foretell

VOLDEMORT & CHORUS	
Quirrell, the stone
Bring me/him to life, Quirrell
Do not postpone
This deed so I/he can get well

Enter The Trio

TRIO		
Such pain and such distress
Don't ever play McGonagall in chess
Through the maze went us three guys
Even though we're all of us pint-size 

VOLDEMORT (aside)			
It's wonderful, those three face their demise!

QUIRRELL 			
Hold!  Ere upon this song
We all digress,
A non-Canonic twist
I must protest!.

[dialogue, explaining why all of Gryffindor is present, ommited]

SONG – QUIRRELL & CHORUS

QUIRRELL
A couple years ago,
When I was in the Balkans
I met your foulest foe,
I saw the Dark Lord walk in

TRIO & GRYFFINDOR CHORUS (explaining to each other)
Just hear how he is talkin'!
When he was in the Balkans
He saw the Dark Lord walk in
A couple years ago.

QUIRRELL
It seems a wicked curse
Sent him into remission
His body was dispersed
Into an apparition.

TRIO & GRYFFINDOR CHORUS (explaining to each other)
Now, thanks to his sedition
He went into remission
As a mere apparition.
Several years ago.

QUIRRELL
We could not get the stone
My master nearly tanked it
Unicorn I laid prone
And then her blood we drank it 
				
TRIO	(explaining to each other)			
Quite dark their deed we'd rank it!
His master nearly tanked it
Unicorn blood they drank it
A couple days ago.

QUIRRELL			
Here's how we intertwine
In ways both grim and moldy
The face in front is mine
The face behind is Voldy!!!
 
TRIO, VOLDEMORT & GRYFFINDOR CHORUS (explaining to each other) 
Quirrell is now controlled, see,
In ways both grim and moldy
By a Dark Lord called Voldy
He's/I'm You-Know-Who, you know


FINALE – THE COMPANY

VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL
Oh joy, oh capture of the stone
Oh, in the mirror be it shone!
It's in the pocket of that kid
And of him we shall soon be rid
And I/he will get a life

The lying brat we try to seize

VOLDEMORT, QUIRRELL & HARRY
But we/they find much to our/their unease
He/I wriggle(s) out of our/their fell clutch
And burn(s) us/them with his/my slightest touch
An unfair/foresquare sort of strife

Enter DUMBLEDORE, accompanied by the rest of the cast

DUMBLEDORE:.		
For I am Albus Brian Dumbledore .
ALL:			
And he is anti-Dark Lord, too!
DUMBLEDORE:
Though Voldy may invade
He is of me quite afraid 
So, he now says "Toodle-loo"
	
ALL & VOLDEMORT				
Though Voldy/And though I may invade
He's/I'm of Dumble quite afraid 
So, he/I'll now say(s) "Toodle-loo"

DUMBLEDORE:
I did, Harry, save your life
As Nicky and his wife
Are ready now to both turn in
The stone they shall destroy
It can no more be deployed
Now Voldemort can never win

VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL 			
Till Seven!
DUMBLEDORE:		 		
Not Seven!
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL			
Book Seven!
DUMBLEDORE:	 	 		
Not in Seven!
ALL			 	
In Seven, Voldemort won't win!
Then give three cheers, and not one less
For Albus Dumbledore, our H.M.S!

VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL
In Seven, Voldemort will win!
Then give three jeers, and much distress
To Albus Dumbledore, their H.M.S!

TRIO	
For we thwarted his Potter-ops, foul anti-Potter ops
Voldemort's back on Square One
We toppled his Potter-ops, his plot went Potter-flop
Against James & Lily's son

ALL/VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL				
For they thwarted his/my Potter-ops, foul anti-Potter ops
Voldemort's/And I am back on Square One
They toppled his/my Potter-ops, his/my plots were utter flops 
Against James & Lily's son

DRACO
But the green and silvery
Has achieved a victory
It seems that Slytherin will again the house cup nab

CRABBE & GOYLE
Thanks to all the efforts made by Goyle and by Crabbe
Especially by Goyle
Who's our truest son of toil, 
All the efforts made by Goyle and by Crabbe

DUMBLEDORE.			
But it goes to Gryffindor

ALL:
We win because of Neville
With his friends he dared to level
Proving he's a Gryffindor!
He is a Gryffindor!

(Prolonged cheering from the good guys)

 - CMC

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