Filk: I am Muggle

[quigonginger]

No: HPFGUIDX 115522


Petunia has no solo!  Yeegads, must rectify that!

I am Muggle!  to the tune of I am Woman, by Helen Reddy (words and 
music by Helen Reddy and Ray Burton)

To EST!Neri <Ever So Twisted;)>

Newlywed Petunia sings:

I am Muggle, hear me roar
As I redisinfect the floor.
Though I've scrubbed it once, I'll scrub it once again.
Though for some, housework's a chore,
I do it twice, and my encore
Is to scour the bath and rearrange the den.

CHORUS
Oh, yes, timewise,
Magic's faster, that is plain.
But think about the price:
Those wizards are insane.
Without magic, I can clean anything.
'Monia's strong.
Bleach is invincible.
I am Muggle!

If it's dirty, I will clean it,
Not half-way, but like I mean it,
And I'll polish each tureen and fingerbowl.
Let them have a Leaky Cauldron-
I will polish, scour and scald one.
Just don't stop me now, cuz, man, I'm on a roll!

CHORUS

I am Muggle, watch me go-
See me with my Mop N Glo
As I banish all dust bunnies from the land.
Yes, the Muggle way is slow-
I still have half the house to go,
But in this house, every form of Magic's banned.

CHORUS

repeat and fade

Ginger, who doesn't like Petunia, but allow her to clean my house