FILK: I've Got Friends with Stone Faces

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No: HPFGUIDX 115523


I've Got Friends with Stone Faces to the tune of Friends in Low 
Places, sung by Garth Brooks (written by Dewayne Blackwell and Bud 
Lee)

To CMC

Ron, facing his greatest fear, heads into the Forest:

Blame it all on my bros,
I just up and froze-
They transfigured my Teddy Bear.
The next thing you know, 
Legs started to grow,
And the darn thing was covered with hair.
It was a surprise
With too many eyes;
A phobia that does remain.
This I must do
(Despite my need for a loo):
Priorities I must retain!

CHORUS
'Cause I've got friends with stone faces
And the mystery's found,
But my fear chases
The clues away.
But I'll be OK.
I'm not big on scary places
Guess we've got to cover all the bases.
Oh, I've got friends with stone faces.

Well, I'll have to be strong,
And muddle along
'Cause Herm, she's stiff as a door.
If I just hang tight,
It'll soon be all right
And we'll find out what we're looking for.
But that doesn't mean
I'm not turning green.
This won't take an hour and then
I'll be up high in that Gryffindor tower
We're living in.

CHORUS


Ginger, who's Godson was once afraid of her "Darth Brooks" tape.  
Yeah, I've trained him well in Star Wars knowledge.