FILK: Its Opening
Caius Marcius
coriolan_cmc at hotmail.com
Thu Sep 9 12:33:42 UTC 2004
No: HPFGUIDX 112480
It's Opening (OOP, Chap. 26)
To the tune of The Happening by the Supremes
MIDI at:
http://www.angelfire.com/music5/dawnsmidi/midi/50sand60s.html
THE SCENE: Snape's dungeon. During an Occlumency lesson, all kinds of
things start opening up: the DOM door, Snape's heavily-defended mind,
and the post of Divination Professor among them
HARRY:
Hey Snape, I can see the Department of Mystery
'Cause when you smashed me, crashed me, raising your wand
I looked up, suddenly I just looked up, and it's opening
Through a door I could never enter before
Cause when you cross a barrier without
A detour, then you had better infer it's opening
HARRY & (SNAPE)
I ran right in (You ran right in)
And I looked around (and you looked around)
I'm in a room (you're in a room)
Where these doors surround (where these doors surround)
It opened for me, an open sesame view
HARRY
I'm confined, in a bind
Till I read some of your mind, yeah!
Using only shielding charms, it opened
Suddenly your mind opened
I saw houseflies torn apart
Then a broomstick that wouldn't start
And when I saw your vicious dad shouting things kinda sour
Makin' your mom cower, it's opening
HARRY & (SNAPE)
Now I see him (Now he sees me)
Deep in his id (Deep in my id)
It seems he was (It seems I was)
A battered kid (A battered kid)
HARRY/SNAPE
It happened to me and then it/later happened to him
Ooh, and then it opened
Ooh, and then it opened
Ooh, and then it opened
SNAPE
It's compound, it's complex, and it's live, not just Memorex
But if you're sloppy, he will then read your mind
Lord Voldy, he will make it unfold, he.
Your learning is too lax, when the Dark Lord makes his attacks
He'll dispatch you down to death and to doom
You'll break down, suddenly you will break down, it's open and shut
HARRY & SNAPE
A brawl in the hall, we hear Sybill starting to squall
Cause if you raise that Umbridge ire you may
Get fired, then we'll see it transpire: job openings!
- CMC
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