FILK: Draco Fry

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 138195

Draco Fry

To the tune of Rainbow High from Lloyd Webber's Evita

MIDI at:

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THE SCENE: The Room of Requirement. DRACO prepares a batch of 
Polyjuice with his henchmen CRABBE and GOYLE in order to transform 
the latter into henchgals. 

DRACO:
My plan to fix the cabinet
Won't work till I put Crabbe in it
So let's get started
Let's not drag this out too long
Let's now get devious
We'll start our TV-watching

DRACO, CRABBE & GOYLE (stirring the cauldron)
Leech, lacewings, knotgrass
Bicorn, blend, boil
Stir, magic, smoke, fluxweed
Stew, boomslang, enchantment, hodgepodge
 
CRABBE
I vow to help Draco, let beauty infuse me
And so, Polyjuice me, to a fetching young girl
I need to be guzzling, I want to help Draco try!
Let all that's "X" be turned to a "Y"!
 
DRACO, CRABBE & GOYLE
Stir, magic, smoke, fluxweed
Stew, boomslang, enchantment, hodgepodge

GOYLE
We'll show Potter, don't dare go agin me
So P. Parkinson me, pretty dimples and curls
Because I'm a villain, I will not let Draco fry!
He doesn't need Snape, just Crabbe and I.

DRACO, CRABBE & GOYLE
Stir, magic, smoke, fluxweed
Stew, boomslang, enchantment, hodgepodge

DRACO
All my Death Eating buddies expect me to slaughter Al Dumbledore 
I need Crabbe & Goyle
They're my servants, let darkness befriend `em
And so gender-bend `em, though I might hurl
Just hear Voldy saying, he wants to see Draco vie
With magical killers

(The Polyjuice transforms CRABBE and GOYLE into major babes – the 
ANTI-TRIO gaze upon one another with surprise as certain intriguing 
possibilities are considered)
 
DRACO, CRABBE & GOYLE
Oh, truly would none of us try anything that is rash
But, technically speaking, it couldn't be labeled as "slash"

(The ANTI-TRIO get back to the matter at hand)

CRABBE & GOYLE
This Room that's Required
Our Draco's gonna stay, stake out every yard
His gals will stand guard

DRACO, CRABBE & GOYLE
Look out, Albus Dumble
Because you oughta know with whom you're gonna be messing
Just a double cross with
Just a double cross with
Just a double cross with some cross-dressing

    -	CMC

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