FILK: Sectumsempra

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 138599

Sectumsempra

To the tune of Summertime Blues by Eddie Cochran 

THE SCENE: Snape's office. HARRY does detention to a 50s beat

HARRY
When messin' with the Prince, you're gonna get some Prince-heat
I used his spell on Draco, it made him into mincemeat
Cause that curse, it got a-cuttin' and so badly he bled
Myrtle says, 

MYRTLE:
Mercy me, you is killed him dead.

HARRY
I see it's a spell I shouldn't use a'tall
`Cause there ain't no curse like the Sectumsempra

Well, ol Sevvy Snapey scowled and he gave me quite a vexed look
Then he went and read my mind and said get all my textbooks
Well. I switched my book with Ron, but that Snape knew I fibbed:

SNAPE:
Cause you ain't got no name that sounds like Roonil Wazlib

HARRY:
I shoulda known better than a-joinin' no brawl
With a mean old spell like a Sectumsempra

For the rest of the year, Snape'll make me do detention
And he hopes Gryffindor will be knocked out of contention
I looked for sympathy, but they said:

CHORUS OF GRYFFINDOR STUDENTS:
Ace!
We'll be a-blamin' you if we end in last place

HARRY:
I can't play with Ginny, I've a case of the blahs
All account of a curse known as Sectumsempra

Sectumsempra...
Sectumsempra
...
Sectumsempra....

      -	CMC (wondering what ever became of the vasty army of HP4GU 
filk mavens)

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