If they wrote Book 7 was Re: the Grande Finale.

[Geoff Bannister]

No: HPFGUIDX 138955

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "eggplant107" <eggplant107 at h...> 
wrote:

Eggplant:
> Actually if J.R.R Tolkien had written Harry Potter I think Harry would
> have said something more like this:
> 
> Don't call him "Professor" Hermione, he is Snape son of Tobias,
> grandson of Clogknee chief of the Bustalator people who come from
> across the Onrobonob river beyond the Dyphlesator mountains on the
> planes of Diplet in the land of Fustalator near the forest of
> Sphincter which in the elfin tongue is called Whogivesadamn, and,
.
> and, that is to say
ah
., err,
. Oh dear I seem to have lost my
> thread, what were we talking about? Oh well no matter. And now for no
> particular reason I'm going to sing a long and pointless song in a
> language I know you don't understand because I just made it up. Hey
> Hermione where are you going, you'll miss my song!  

Geoff:
I'm having a little trouble writing this because I am still ROFLOL over 
the Mills & Boon version........

Re the Tolkien Mark II version above, I'm muscling in because I'm 
rather concerned at Harry's reference to the forest of Sphincter which 
I think to be more accurate is on the backside of Fustalator isn't it?

I think that the matter of defeating Voldemortwill be resolved far more 
easily. Knowing that he is a bit of a clumsy clot with his 
reconstituted body (add boiling water to bring up to the mark and stir 
briskly until reincarnated) I suspect that he will try to catch Harry 
to cast an Unforgiveable Curse, trip over his own shoelaces and impale 
himself on his wand.

Hmm. It's got to be the silly end of Sunday evening.....